I was going to skip this week's Say What !?! but my son just gave me another gem as he was finishing his homework (at 10:30 at night...I know).
I asked him to write his name at the top of the paper.
"Mom - I accidentally wrote a d. Can I just leave it there?"
he looked at me, but before I could even answer he said -
"It's a no. I know, it's a no."
I probably would have said yes. Too funny.